Thursday, May 1, 2008

Dear NYC,

Hey! Yesterday, I was walking uptown on Broadway from my office by Wall St. and there were two very specific things I noticed about my fellow walkers:

1) Eating Doritos with thumb and pointer finger ONLY is common even among large burly men. It is important to note that it is even common to have the remaining three digits cocked sky-ward.

2) I laughed to myself several times upon passing a man or woman who was in the middle of expressing disdain via some variation of the word "Fuck".

Miss you,
The Woobs

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