yo'nyc: hey whassup?
thewoobs14: not much, just working on a paper for Sister Fat's class.
yo'nyc: hey! she is a nun-be nice. i hope you haven't called her that in front of anyone else.
thewoobs14: maybe i have, maybe i haven't. but honestly, she has been put on this earth to terrorize my hard work. she wrote 'awk' at the top of one of my papers. she couldn't even write the full word 'awkward'. that's a jerk-move.
yo'nyc: no excuse.
thewoobs14: whatev. anyway, do you know how badly i wish i could get my pants to stay up when i belt them directly below my butt? they constantly fall down.
yo'nyc: it's an art. only some of us can master :o)
thewoobs14: do i have to adjust my walk? i've tried everything!!
yo'nyc: the answer will be revealed to you when you are ready, young scribe.
thewoobs14: knock knock
yo'nyc: who's there?
thewoobs14: you're an asshole :oP
You haven't changed one bit, NYC and I love ya for it.