Dear NYC,

How are you? I've been writing so much about me lately, I haven't asked about you. I'm sorry about that. So.....

Anyway, something happened yesterday that has me wondering about my eternal salvation. I got an email from my mother that was titled: "Catholic online: Mary, Mother of God". And I shit you not NYC, the email WOULD NOT OPEN. I clicked on it, and nothing happened. I got a pop-up box telling me there was an error. Click. Error. Click. Error. So, like a good Catholic, I began justifying and came up with the following probable explanations: Firstly, my place of employment uses Lotus Notes, which if you've never used it is the oldest and slowest way to make e-communication happen. Legit dust shoots out of the computer when I hit send. Secondly, my mother types 'Yahoo' into the Google search bar to get to her email. No further explanation necessary. Thirdly....well, fourthly and fifthly....and that one, sixthly. Seventhly totally didn't count. That alone counts as a confession, right?

In conclusion, I blame Lotus Notes.

Muah,
The Woobs