Friday, June 20, 2008

Dear NYC,

CC: American Psycho looking guy who sat across from me on the LIRR.

Just because YOUR eyes are closed when you scratch your balls, doesn't mean that MINE don't see you doing it.

I also want to wish you the best with that incessant foot-tapping. Clearly, you were put on this earth so someone (I don't know who) can punch you in the face.

The Woobs

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