Dear NYC,

I love the sound of teeth crashing into a potato chip.

I miss you,
The Woobs

Dear NYC,

We don't see eye to eye on many things. But, I'm sure we can agree that of all the newfound Patriotism and inspiration captured in many Inaugural photos, this one is the most enfranchising.

With eight years of service in the history books, it's time you get along now Cowboy.

The Woobs